Survival tips for Christmas. Because sometimes just surviving is enough.
Find out what it means to me.
Why wanting to be the most attractive person in the room isn't a great idea (and impossible, hopefully), as well as a weird and sticky idea for transport.
What counts as romantic? Are you SURE you want to make love to someone? Who should go upstairs first?
Bad dates, boring dates and crying in public: Why it's important not to settle.
The importance of queer cinema, sex in Star Trek and a rant about toothpaste.
When I die, I want you all to eat my nuts. Also, some filth involving Jessica Fletcher and a George Foreman grill.
I give away some hard-won flirting tips, and explain how even a bad experience can be made good. Sort of.
A chat with a Proper Lad inspires a rant (and very few jokes). Micro-aggressions, weather control and some names we shouldn't forget.
A trip to a sauna isn't normally a birthday present, but this one leads to thoughts on consent, and some tips on oral sex.