Avocado, flaggotry, and why it’s time to ask what they’re doing for us.

Divine inspiration can be a bugger if it strikes at inopportune moments.

A short rant on homophobia, triangles and The Fuckening

What "He's out of my league" really means

The only example of “straight and white” being the best scenario.

Size sin't everything; always wash your hands

Crushes can be crushing. Is it better to admire from afar?

A guide to bad kissing, and how to avoid it

Sex toys. Big, black, double-ended bum-worriers. Possibly.

Who I did on my holidays OR: Travel broadens the mind. And the legs.