When I die, I want you all to eat my nuts. Also, some filth involving Jessica Fletcher and a George Foreman grill.

I give away some hard-won flirting tips, and explain how even a bad experience can be made good. Sort of.

A chat with a Proper Lad inspires a rant (and very few jokes). Micro-aggressions, weather control and some names we shouldn't forget.

A trip to a sauna isn't normally a birthday present, but this one leads to thoughts on consent, and some tips on oral sex. 

How pornography gave a queer young man hope in a bleak Northern mining town. Think Kes, but with a lot more wanking. 

How to be confident, courageous and entirely yourself: The Scott Flashheart way (although mostly I stole it from Samantha on Sex & The City).

I said 'Ask me anything', so I guess this is my own fault.

Why having a really big wang isn't all that great (so I'm told) OR, why I'm like a cat with a toy, and what scares a broflake?