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May 10, 2020
Everything you wanted to know about squirting water up your nethers. And several things you probably really didn't.
April 5, 2020
Trying times, and how to survive them.
Sept. 2, 2019
What to do when the flesh isn't as willing as you'd like?
July 28, 2019
Let's talk red flags. And butter. And Thundercats.
Sept. 30, 2018
Why dry spells are a good thing. Sort of.
Sept. 23, 2018
Sex toys. Big, black, double-ended bum-worriers. Possibly.
Sept. 16, 2018
Who I did on my holidays OR: Travel broadens the mind. And the legs.
April 29, 2018
Sex, cake and the (vicious) circle of life.
April 1, 2018
A story of youthful ignorance and heavy drinking
Oct. 29, 2017
Sometimes dying alone seems like a more exciting option
Oct. 1, 2017
The countdown to my demise has started. Yours, too.
Sept. 17, 2017
I give away some hard-won flirting tips
July 18, 2017
How to be confident, courageous and entirely your…