Life Hacks & Advice Episodes

After the 'success' of the Bottom episode, it seemed only right to do one about topping.

The pitfalls of putting D in the B and how to avoid them: It's a bit like dancing. Sort of.

A guide to DEFINITELY NOT having sex in public, because that's a NAUGHTY CRIME. And some thoughts on what to do if you decide you want to BREAK THE LAW, what it means to be community-minded when shagging in public, and why it can be seen as a bit ...

Everything you wanted to know about squirting water up your nethers. And several things you probably really didn't.

Trying times, and how to survive them.

What to do when the flesh isn't as willing as you'd like?

Let's talk red flags. And butter. And Thundercats.

Why dry spells are a good thing. Sort of.

Sex toys. Big, black, double-ended bum-worriers. Possibly.

Who I did on my holidays OR: Travel broadens the mind. And the legs.

Sex, cake and the (vicious) circle of life.

A story of youthful ignorance and heavy drinking

The second Q+A episode!

The stories we tell to change reality

Sometimes dying alone seems like a more exciting option

The countdown to my demise has started. Yours, too.

I give away some hard-won flirting tips

How to be confident, courageous and entirely your…

Why having a really big wang isn't all that great…

What counts as kinky?

On falling in love, plumbing, and vegans.

On shame, self-respect, and That Thing...

Self-love, commercialism and enforced affection.

Celebrating a personal new year with alternatives…