Masturbation Episodes

'Tackling' the 'important' issues of queer lockdown. Or just talking about w*nking for a few minutes.

A guide to DEFINITELY NOT having sex in public, because that's a NAUGHTY CRIME. And some thoughts on what to do if you decide you want to BREAK THE LAW, what it means to be community-minded when shagging in public, and why it can be seen as a bit ...

Trying times, and how to survive them.

From scanning your nethers to a cupboard full of dicks, here's a collection of thoughts about technology, sex, and the messy space where the two overlap.

The joys of thin walls and sharing your space

Stop wanting to be the most attractive person in the room

80s movies and weird X-Men powers

Mesuring self-love in millilitres

How I accidentally went cruising

Celebrating a personal new year with alternatives…