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Feb. 22, 2021
The postman sends me off on a bit of an existential spiral, there's stuff coming at my head, and I've got a wizard in my pants. Another normal week in lockdown.
Nov. 15, 2020
A guide to DEFINITELY NOT having sex in public, because that's a NAUGHTY CRIME. And some thoughts on what to do if you decide you want to BREAK THE LAW, what it means to be community-minded when shagging in public, and why it can be seen as a bit ...
Nov. 17, 2019
[CONTENT WARNING: Some thoughts on groping, consent and other things like that.] Some thoughts on attraction, the signals we give out, and when it's ok to grope a stranger. (Spoiler: It's not. Ever.)
Oct. 27, 2019
When you find yourself unable to see, it is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
March 4, 2018
The joys of thin walls and sharing your space
Aug. 28, 2017
A trip to a sauna isn't normally a birthday present...
June 4, 2017
Glitter, flags and vomit