Episodes

Christmas survival tips

Find out what it means to me

Stop wanting to be the most attractive person in the room

Light a candle, hit play on Barry White and let's do this.

Sometimes dying alone seems like a more exciting option

The importance of queer cinema, and kisses versus killing

The countdown to my demise has started. Yours, too.

I give away some hard-won flirting tips

A chat with a Proper Lad inspires a rant

A trip to a sauna isn't normally a birthday present...

What to do when the sex isn't going your way

Chemsex. Chillouts. Group sex. Whatever.

80s movies and weird X-Men powers

How to be confident, courageous and entirely your…

When I said 'ask me anything'...

Why having a really big wang isn't all that great…

My first trip to a gay bar

Glitter, flags and vomit

A wonky look at the concept of swearwords

What counts as kinky?

Rhymes with 'maggot'

A brief meditation on the desire to be 'one of the lads' by someone who can never be.

On depression, demons and scouts learning bondage…

How I almost melted my nipples