What counts as romantic? Are you SURE you want to make love to someone? Who should go upstairs first?
Bad dates, boring dates and crying in public: Why it's important not to settle.
The importance of queer cinema, sex in Star Trek and a rant about toothpaste.
When I die, I want you all to eat my nuts. Also, some filth involving Jessica Fletcher and a George Foreman grill.
I give away some hard-won flirting tips, and explain how even a bad experience can be made good. Sort of.
A chat with a Proper Lad inspires a rant (and very few jokes). Micro-aggressions, weather control and some names we shouldn't forget.
A trip to a sauna isn't normally a birthday present, but this one leads to thoughts on consent, and some tips on oral sex.
What do you do when the sex isn't going your way? Panic and record a podcast about it. Or: Bad sex - The connoisseur's guide.
Chemsex. Chillouts. Group sex. Whatever you want to call it, I've failed magnificently at it.
How pornography gave a queer young man hope in a bleak Northern mining town. Think Kes, but with a lot more wanking.