Avocado, flaggotry, and why it’s time to ask what they’re doing for us.
Divine inspiration can be a bugger if it strikes at inopportune moments.
A short rant on homophobia, triangles and The Fuckening
What "He's out of my league" really means
The only example of “straight and white” being the best scenario.
Size sin't everything; always wash your hands
Crushes can be crushing. Is it better to admire from afar?
A guide to bad kissing, and how to avoid it
Sex toys. Big, black, double-ended bum-worriers. Possibly.
Who I did on my holidays OR: Travel broadens the mind. And the legs.